Mats the painter

Once upon a time there lived a man and his two wives. They had a son named Jack and a dog named Bill. One day Mats (the dad) had a job to complete. The job was to paint the outside of his house. When he was almost finished bill the dog had ran straight through his legs, and he got a shock. Mats dropped the paint roller, and all the paint on the paint roller fell onto his face. Really quickly he had squatted and took a dumpin the pant dish. In the side of Jacks eye he saw what happened and laughed happily and joyfully.

In the meantime the two wives Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were kicking back on the couch watching Expendables Two. Also they watched Terminator and Rambo. To their surprise they saw themselves on the movies. Arney started to talk and act like himself, and Sylvester put on his camo uniform and transformed into the great Rambo.